I was 15 goin" on 20 when I met up with this old man He was rather a lover of the cards and of the dice He had whores and also he had actually ladies, he made love and he made babies He could tell some damn good stories and also provide some excellent advice


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You gotta learn how to pick "em kid, learn how to lick "em son, Learn exactly how to stick "em son between the thighs. You gotta shot not to beat "em as well much, attempt not to teach "em too much, Try not to feed "em as well much bullshit and also lies. He"d sit dvery own and pour some whisessential, then he"d mix it up via water. Here"s a photo of my daughter he would say, then he would sigh. Then he"d drink and also laugh a tiny, as he picked up that old fiddle. That exact same old riddle, I never did know why.
Now the years have seen him hidden, his daughter and also me married. I was certain he increased her ideal and also taught her just how to fuck. When I asked her what he told her, she shelp he"d never scold her. He would constantly organize her, yet he never before told her a lot. But he told her men were plain and straightforward. He told her love was choose a pimple. Once you squeeze the juices out, it just goes ameans. He taught her exactly how to hold on tighter, and he taught her not to let guys fight her.
Then there was this poem he taught her on his dying day. You gained to learn exactly how to suck "em daughter, learn how to fuck "em daughter. Discover exactly how to take their money, learn just how to cry. You acquired to attempt not to organize "em as well much, attempt not to scold "em as well a lot. Try not to feed "em also a lot bullshit and lies.
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I"m gonna play this song for my future kids right after they"re born. I know my future wife might get mad at me, but that"s simply component of the fun.